Posted 1 week ago

vthebookworm:

ragglefraggles:

when they say youre too old for disney

The hop, I can’t. I cackled.

Posted 1 week ago

humorprince:

if i could start a new life, i definitely would.

Posted 1 week ago

lufioh:

EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS

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Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

viewofthenight:

vinebox:

breakingnews:

NASA astronaut films lightning from ISS

Astronaut Reid Wiseman posted a Vine from the International Space Station today showing lightning over Houston.

Tornado warnings were issued in the Houston area earlier this afternoon but have since expired.

got me having goosebumps

SubhanAllah look at that

Posted 1 week ago

howimetyouryellowumbrella:

Ted.

Ted…

Even Willow is mad at you.

Posted 1 week ago
travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
Posted 1 week ago

fandoms-are-not-sins:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

askmixipony:

horrificbastardisation:

i’ll let you draw your own conclusions

Did you fuck the peanut butter

That’s fucking nuts

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Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago
challenge: how many cobie puns can you come up with
Anonymous asked

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

himym-simon:

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

himym-simon:

cobies:

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

cobies:

you don’t even know how much I accept this challenge and

it

is

on

yackoba smulders

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tacoba smulders

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shackoba smulders

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macoba smulders

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hackoba smulders

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sackoba smulders

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trackoba smulders

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snackoba smulders

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quackoba smulders

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and my personal favourite

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corn on the cobie

Alas you forgot one

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I call this Cobie Boulders

Oh god I can’t stop

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Cobie Soldiers

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Cobie Folder

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Cobie Shoulder

i have begun the siege of cobies 

soon we will be unstoppable 

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cobiwan kenobi

My picture editing skills are woeful but I thought I’d add this

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Cobee Smulders

I see your Cobee and raise you a Toebie Smulders

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Pulling out the big guns now, Snowbie Smulders, along with her husband Taran Chillam

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Well played, for that I award you with a Furby Smulders

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and her husband Turban Killam

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As an added bonus you will get a free Seal Patrick Harris

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Posted 1 week ago

dreamingforabromance:

cobies:

Things that make me want to vomit: seeing the words Robin Mosby

Robin… Mosby? What’s that shit?

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Posted 1 week ago
howimetyouryellowumbrella:

It’s Robin reporting on the finale.

howimetyouryellowumbrella:

It’s Robin reporting on the finale.

Posted 1 week ago

radioflowers:

I’m so tired of the rain
falling softly on the ground.

Just enough to get my feet wet,
but not enough to let me drown.

Posted 1 week ago

dasavenger:

swarley-daggers:

how-i-met-my-otp:

swarley-daggers:

himymships:

howimetyourmilioti:

We should buy a bar.

We should totally buy a bar!

Our bar would be awesome.

And dude. Dude. Dude. The name of our bar…

puzzles. 

People will be like “Why’s it called Puzzles?”

THAT’S THE PUZZLE

Posted 1 week ago