Posted 18 hours ago
a-lesbillion:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

Good lord, the fluidity of her movement is mind-bending, jfc

a-lesbillion:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

Good lord, the fluidity of her movement is mind-bending, jfc

Posted 18 hours ago

filharmagic:

how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did anyone go to see it. how come Sharpay and her gay brother didn’t get supporting roles actually wait fuck were there any supporting roles? what is the high school musical in high school musical. why does ryan keep wearing hats.

Posted 18 hours ago

When I offer to share my food with someone just to be nice and then they actually take me up on it

whatshouldwecallme:

Posted 18 hours ago

bettertoburn-than-tofadeaway:

owl-vortex:

Animals made out of fruit and vegetables

zodin7 THERES A WHOLE POST MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

piecesoflogic:

shoewhore79:

EXACTLY, but that person is hard to find now a days. I’ve had men say they want that, but when shit hits the fan they bolt.

You just have to keep looking.

(Source: subtubitles)

Posted 18 hours ago
I watched you change into someone you said you’d never be.
BZQ (via missinyouiskillingme)

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Posted 18 hours ago

At the grocery store

  1. Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  2. Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  3. Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  4. Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  5. Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  6. Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.
Posted 18 hours ago

phuckindope:

life goal: go shopping and never look at the price tag.

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Posted 18 hours ago

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad
Posted 18 hours ago
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Posted 18 hours ago

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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Posted 18 hours ago

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

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Posted 18 hours ago

When I was in the hospital
I was roomed with a schizophrenic
And she was the most gentle person I have ever met
There was a boy with a long deep slit across his neck
Who told very funny jokes
A girl who never spoke a word
Would draw the most beautiful pictures
The boy who shook with anxiety
Could hold the most intelligent conversations
Even the girl who screamed in her sleep and picked at her skin
Had a heart the size of the ocean
We are not who you think we are

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